As it happens, this morning I came across an LLM specifically designed to describe shoes: https://ollama.com/injoon5/shoe-explainer
Coincidence?
Shoeseum
If anyone wants to visit a physical shoe museum, there's one in Toronto, Canada:
> As of 2018, the museum's permanent collection includes over 13,000 shoes, and other footwear related items dating back 4,500 years; providing the museum with the largest collection of footwear in the world. Items in the museum's collection are either held in storage, or placed on display in its permanent exhibition. The museum also hosts and organizes a number of temporary and travelling exhibitions, and outreach programs.