• hinkley 2 days ago

    This reminds me a little of Simone Giertz, a YouTube DIY person who started out long ago making shitty robots and has settled into fringe mainstream - usable items but not quite the way you would expect, like folding coat hooks, a gaming table with a roll top, a chair from a satellite dish, and a prosthetic leg for her three legged dog.

    • davidblue 2 days ago

      Operation D-Day: One Second of War truly delighted me more than any other video game I've ever played.

      I hope you like my Let's Play: https://youtu.be/iUnbD8xp0f0

      • absurdwebsite 2 days ago

        I like it :)

      • AnnaPali 2 days ago

        > Microtasks for Meatbags — the future: AI gives prompts, humans execute

        That's close to how many companies, plans etc. work today. We manage big groups of people and systems, as syncretic holes. Sometimes a human, sometimes a computer is better at one task.

        • avandekleut a day ago

          You may be interested in reading Manna, a short story about AI that operates exactly this way.

        • nathan_douglas 2 days ago

          These are delightful. I think I like LingoPrio the best, since I'm (re)learning French. My kid and I went to a pediatrician appointment and my kid asked, "How do you say 'constipation' in French?" And I didn't have to look it up, since it ended in "ation".

          > I just enjoy exploring what the web can be when it doesn’t try to be “useful”.

          I have a project that's arguably strange but deeply serious. I'm building a Pi Bramble [1] and adding services with the goal of making a homelab that is continuously collapsing under the weight of its own complexity. Y'know, for education! But it's also really fun, when I have time to spend on it.

          [1] https://clog.goldentooth.net/

          • Cogito 2 days ago

            Hey bios444 if you see this your comments are not showing as you seem to have been hit by HN's shadowban hammer.

            It seems like you might also be absurdwebsite which doesn't seem to be banned (but does have a hidden post from a month ago).

            If you plan to use this account it's worth dropping an email to the admins, they are very responsive :)

            • absurdwebsite 2 days ago

              It's ok. My Iphone had my old account (bios444) loged in :)

              • busymom0 2 days ago

                You are replying to the wrong person.

                Or is that because you can't reply to bios444?

                • Cogito 2 days ago

                  bios444's comment is a sibling, and yes I can't reply to them.

                  • bryanrasmussen 2 days ago

                    I can reply to them now, also checked in browser where not logged in and comment was seen

              • bios444 2 days ago

                Thanks — happy to see LingoPrio didn’t go unnoticed.

                Yes, experimenting for fun is what I love. I will check your project.

              • 90s_dev 2 days ago

                Useles fun projects are useless but fun.

                I made https://tellconanobrienyourfavoritepizzatoppings.com the other day.

                It was fun. But useless.

                • 90s_dev 2 days ago

                  Some fun entries so far

                    toppings=pineapple+
                    toppings=pineapple
                    toppings=I+don%27t+know+wh+conan+o+brien+is%2C+but+I+want+him+to+know+that+I+can%27t+eat+pizza+at+all.
                    toppings=mushrooms
                    toppings=Brie
                    toppings=Cheeze
                    toppings=Wat
                    toppings=
                    toppings=peppers+and+onions
                    toppings=cat+..%2Fetc%2Fpasswd
                    toppings=pepperoni+is+pretty+good+usually
                    toppings=More+tiny+pizzas+
                    fooabar
                    0x%5B%5D=DTAB
                    toppings=rendang
                    toppings=salami
                    toppings=spinach
                    toppings=Peppers
                    toppings=Ham+and+Pineapple+
                    toppings=french+fries
                    toppings=egg
                   
                   toppings=usually+plain+but+i+dont+mind+putting+some+stuff+on+there.+onions+or+pepperoni+or+hawaiian+every+now+and+then.+i+dont+get+why+some+people+are+so+upset+about+pineapple%2C+it%27s+definitely+a+different+taste+but+i+think+it+works%21+although+i+will+say+sometimes+i+think+the+pineapple+slices+are+too+thick+and+so+you+just+get+pineapple+for+a+bite%2C+i+dont+like+that.+love+your+stuff+conan
                • bradly 2 days ago

                  Great job. I'm into mortality so the Artist's Death Effect was fun. I tell my kids all my ideas are terrible because if it wasn't a terrible idea someone else would have done it already.

                  • kxter 8 hours ago

                    Ok the lucky cat got me! I just had to install and see it for myself. So cute. Made me smile. :)

                    • westondeboer a day ago

                      I think the Artist's Death Effect Data Base is hilarious. We talk about this in my circle about which artist isn't doing well and we all secretly buy up some work.

                      Sort of like a dead pool.

                      • XetiNA 2 days ago

                        Loving this. One second of war and offsetting co2 emissions by buying you a Tesla are my favorites.

                        I wonder what a good UI is for a website like this. I was thinking maybe infinite scroll would work well for a more museum-like experience.

                        • bios444 2 days ago

                          Thank you. Good idea about infinite scroll. I am also thinking about UI.

                        • keyle 2 days ago

                          It's good to see that, sometimes, the old internet still peeks through. All the best!

                          • absurdwebsite 2 days ago

                            Tnx.

                          • cldwalker a day ago
                            • absurdwebsite a day ago

                              Thank you.

                            • fibbery_ 2 days ago

                              This is awesome. I like to make similar projects - is there a community where you like to share work and collaborate with others?

                              I put a few of mine on /r/baduibattles but not everything fits well in that bucket. Part fun, part absurdist art, part technological and political critique (examples: a login system that requires the user to sing the same song to log in, or a captcha that asks people to prove they're not robots by taking pictures of others in live surveillance video from unsecured CCTV cameras).

                              • melagonster 2 days ago

                                maybe r/internetisneautiful

                                • absurdwebsite a day ago

                                  They banned my post :) r/internetisbeautiful is not beautiful.

                                  • imhoguy 2 days ago

                                    "neautiful" made me curious, that is absurd :)

                                • filoleg 2 days ago

                                  This is my favorite type of HN posts by far. Seeing just some out there single-minded proof of concept projects, which are both ridiculous but, also, not really, is awesome.

                                  • absurdwebsite a day ago

                                    Thank you! Some are real, some are MVPs, and some are pure fake-it-’til-you-make-it. You never know — that’s how the internet works these days. :)

                                  • absurdwebsite 2 days ago

                                    You can check all my 27 absurd web projects at absurd.website

                                    • nathan_douglas 2 days ago

                                      I almost read this in the ZOMBO.COM voice.

                                    • mateioprea 2 days ago

                                      The "Add luck to your e-store" last description line should say "That’s marketing meow" :)

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                                        • BiraIgnacio a day ago

                                          Things like this give me hope for human creativity. Made my day, thanks

                                          • absurdwebsite a day ago

                                            Thanks ;)

                                          • pingou 2 days ago

                                            As someone who had his dog stolen when waiting for me in front of the supermarket, I love the easy Pet Drop Box idea.

                                            • Percnopterus a day ago

                                              This already exists in Norway and Sweden. It's illegal to leave your dog in front of a shop tied to anything. So there is boxes that are climatised and are operated with any debit or credit card. (They are not very popular however)

                                              • bios444 a day ago

                                                Idea that you can drop them here for ever.

                                            • BOOKHOUSEUK a day ago

                                              All these things are relevant to my interests. Thank you for sharing.

                                              • absurdwebsite a day ago

                                                Thanks.

                                              • MattSayar 2 days ago

                                                Love it. Bringing back the "fun" part of the web

                                                • absurdwebsite 2 days ago

                                                  Yeah, exactly — thanks! ;)

                                                • ketedrum 2 days ago

                                                  the moment i realized what this is i burst out into laughter. congratulations. its so absurd!

                                                  • absurdwebsite 2 days ago

                                                    Thank you.

                                                  • nine_k 2 days ago

                                                    That's great.

                                                    The One Second of War and the Dark Mandala are not even absurd, but merely surface the reality, of sorts.

                                                    • eightturn 2 days ago

                                                      just added waving cat to my website

                                                      • absurdwebsite a day ago

                                                        Can you post a link?

                                                      • moritzwarhier 2 days ago

                                                        The lucky cat seems very useful. Perfect chatbot widget!

                                                        • absurdwebsite 2 days ago

                                                          Thanks ;)

                                                        • r0b05 2 days ago

                                                          It's hilarious! Well done :)

                                                          • absurdwebsite 2 days ago

                                                            Thank you.

                                                          • conception 2 days ago

                                                            Brush your teeth is mis-linked. :)

                                                            • jfil a day ago

                                                              Great stuff!

                                                              • codethief 2 days ago

                                                                Great project!

                                                                ChillyParent reminds me of this classic from Silicon Valley (the show): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wGy5SGTuAGI&t=216s

                                                                • absurdwebsite 2 days ago

                                                                  Thanks! Oh yes, I remember that episode!

                                                                  • lowercased 2 days ago

                                                                    He disrupted fatherhood!

                                                                  • cess11 2 days ago

                                                                    I like this game mechanic:

                                                                        Your score: <span style='color:red'>1."+Math.floor(Math.random() * 39)+"</span> seconds.
                                                                    
                                                                    I've done similar sometimes in my own microprojects.
                                                                    • OrvalWintermute 2 days ago

                                                                      Awesome sites! :D

                                                                      • absurdwebsite 2 days ago

                                                                        Thank you. You can subscribe to my absurd mailing list. I make one project every month. Subscribe here: http://eepurl.com/hft-U9

                                                                        • nathan_douglas 2 days ago

                                                                          I thought you were going to say that you make one absurd mailing list every month and I thought, "somebody's really gotta stop this guy."

                                                                          • absurdwebsite 2 days ago

                                                                            Haha, that’s a great idea — I should totally make it!

                                                                      • Lerc 2 days ago

                                                                        I feel like LingoPrio needs pineapple.

                                                                        • hu3 2 days ago

                                                                          i'm curious, did you use AI help to build it?

                                                                          Any hints and favorite AI tools?

                                                                          • absurdwebsite 2 days ago

                                                                            I don’t use AI for ideas — I love coming up with the creative part myself. It’s how I express who I am. It’s my art. I write all the texts, and then I polish them with a little help from AI. Some images and videos are AI-generated, but the core concept always comes from me.

                                                                            • JIE007 a day ago

                                                                              Wow, your approach is worth referencing

                                                                              • deadbabe 2 days ago

                                                                                you’re awesome