• lloydatkinson 19 hours ago

    There's an interesting talk about AFD.sys here too: https://av.tib.eu/media/32819

    The real-but-unofficial name is Another Fucking Driver. I see a lot of comments online of people saying they used to work at Microsoft or heard from a friend that works there explaining how it got this name, but I 100% remember watching a Microsoft Build conference (maybe ~10 years ago?) where the person who wrote it said on stage that he really did call it that, but they had to name it Auxiliary Function Driver for obvious reasons.

    Sadly I can't find that talk anywhere on the internet, but it definitely happened.

    • mananaysiempre 18 hours ago

      > Sadly I can't find that talk anywhere on the internet

      Microsoft is apparently incapable of preserving their website—in particular, several years ago they destroyed what used to be the centralized store for all of their videos, MSDN’s Channel 9. I find it useful to open an Internet Archive snapshot of channel9.msdn.com from before ~2020 and navigate from there.

      (If I sound a bit salty, it’s because I found that a huge number of threads on the Microsoft support forums, mostly concerning older products, was “retired”—i.e. memory-holed—recently enough that Google still thinks they’re there. While the “support” part was always a joke, the threads were still occasionally better than a big fat nothing, which is what we have now.)

      • ZeroWidthJoiner 18 hours ago

        Yeah, that original name is corroborated by Raymond Chen: https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20171114-00/?p=97...

        • muststopmyths 18 hours ago

          Wouldn’t be the “person who wrote it” unless he came back to do some special presentation. That guy left windows (and maybe even Microsoft) in the mid 90s. AFD has been around since the beginning of NT (edit at least 3.51, maybe even before that)

          • lloydatkinson 7 hours ago

            The guy who wrote it is literally some high up exec at Microsoft now, which is why he was presenting it, that's all I remember of him.

        • rfl890 14 hours ago

          The random Polish in the middle got me

          • nly 19 hours ago

            Windows APIs are truly hideous

            • dataflow 15 hours ago

              I really don't see what you mean. What do you find hideous here?